No, not the four-legged variety (unless there is something she isn't telling us). In this case, it would be the inestimable Cat Rambo, who has forgotten more about this business than I am likely to ever learn. She made a post at SFWA on improving one's central Author page at Amazon. Considering the source, I think it's all very good advice. Mostly common sense but the longer I trod this world, the less common such sense feels.
Full disclosure: this is a much a reminder post to myself as anything else. I want to set up an Amazon author page and this is good advice I'd rather not lose.
(Muse: So you're abusing the good will of your readers for selfish ends?)
You make it sound sordid.
[Edit: I hate LJ's new posting system, and the option to use the old one seems to have vanished. Breaking my balls….]